Forced Choice Friday

-Care of Ditto Heston . . . thanks to Heather for giving me a reason to post another blog (been awhile:).

1. Toilet paper end over or under? Over. When I was younger, I used to be emphatic that it be under...don't know what prompted the change. I actually remember a Donahue show from about 20 years ago where a marriage nearly ended over this dispute!

2. Joe Simpson or Kevin Federline? Gotta be K-Fed. Something is just not right with Joe. He gives the impression that he manages much more than just his daughters' careers.

3. Margaritas or Mojitos? Margaritas. I've only tried a mojito once and wasn't impressed. I should give it another try (though sadly cannot for quite awhile). I am happy to post margarita because my tequila ban (instituted after a rather memorable freshman year Denison incident) has been lifted! Yay!

4. Yoga or Pilates? Pilates. Admittedly, I have done neither. If given the choice, I'd pick Pilates and do plan to start it some day...by DVD b/c everyone knows I'm too lazy to pay for a gym membership.

5. Sweet Valley High or Choose Your Own Adventure? No contest-Choose Your Own Adventure. I was addicted! I was too much of a tom boy for SVH. I have actually never read one of those books!

6. 1980’s Canadian Superstar Conrad Bain, or 1980’s Canadian Superstar Alan Thicke? Eh! Don't care either way, so I'll pick Alan Thicke.

7. Mad Cow Disease or Bird Flu? I'll go with Bird Flu. I love how our government is inciting panic by issuing statements of how it could spread and wipe out our population. Network television hasn't helped...soon after gov't statement came a TV movie about such an outbreak in the US.

8. Celebrity Ex-Con Robert Downey Jr., or Celebrity Ex-Con Martha Stewart? Robert Downey Jr. Air America...'nough said! Speaking of this classic movie, just read that Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu for DUI. That is one case that I'd definitely take pro bono. Why can't celebrities drive drunk in Knoxville and hire me? :)

9. Pennsyltucky or Kentuckiana? Must admit that as an Ohio and TN resident, I am not familiar with the phenomenon of either combination. So, guess I'll choose Kenuckiana since KY is all that separates OH and TN.

10. PepperJack or Horseradish Cheddar? Loves me some PepperJack.